A suite of acronyms to close out the work week.
Selections from a 10+ year ongoing campaign, celebrating these woefully under-celebrated days.
All very real, verifiable, and incredibly official days of festivity.
A series of post-election monster paintings, in gouache.
Jeff Sessions as The White Goblin
Steve Bannon as The Thing That Needs To Crawl Back Into Its Hole
Michael Flynn as The Angriest Bird
Ben Carson as The Sleeping Leviathin
Rex Tillerson as The Thing With Too Many Roots
Scott Pruitt as The Toxic Cloud
Tom Price as The Fallopian Moose
Betsy DeVos as The Fox In The Henhouse
Steve Mnuchin as The Great Scavenger
KellyAnne Conway as The Plumed Dragon
Newt Gingrich as The Spiteful Sprite
Rudolph Giuliani as The Thing That Ought To Fly Away By Now
Chris Christie as The One That Got Away
Ivanka Trump as The Bling Bat
Jared Kushner as The Squirrely Little Weasel
Mitch McConnell and Elaine Chao as What Was Left When The Swamp Was Drained
The Phoenix That Launched A Thousand Tweets
The previous iteration of adamgustavson.com featured this mysterious chimera as its unofficial tour guide and mascot.
It's been a while, but we're letting him keep his mascot job for now.